vibruhtor:

*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*

slippinbeauty:


happy bday kim

slippinbeauty:

happy bday kim

frickin:

my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

Why does my happiness depend on your attention?
MB 4:24 a.m (via fvckupss)

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

uhmeliamay:

putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee

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