*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*
happy bday kim
my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
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I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
when people call their followers fans
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee