do you ship troyler

dennys:

we are a restaurant  

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

bile7:

Me

bile7:

Me

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

actionables:

IT’S BEEN A YEAR

high-blogging:

fucking ellen

okaymad:

when you’re eating and you bite into something really spicy

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scatteredly:

i just heard my voice in a video recording i never want to speak again

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time