Forced conversations are the worst
❝ It sounds like a cliche but I also learnt that you’re not going to fall for the right person until you really love yourself and feel good about who you are. ❞
Mom : you are beautiful
sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches.
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds.
I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE
me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
teacher: maybe we should move the test?