unhunted:

Forced conversations are the worst


❝ It sounds like a cliche but I also learnt that you’re not going to fall for the right person until you really love yourself and feel good about who you are. ❞

It sounds like a cliche but I also learnt that you’re not going to fall for the right person until you really love yourself and feel good about who you are. ❞

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

image

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

ilikeyouandvodka:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE

ilikeyouandvodka:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
blkdzn:

bye

blkdzn:

bye

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

image

thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image